Universal Msg for every girl
"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh kar
jealous na ho balkay ye socho agar ye
itni pyari hai to is ka bhai kitna pyara hoga!"
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Customer: ye cow kitnay ki hai?
Sardar: 30,000 di. 2 saal wich 1 bacha dendi ay.
Customer: Aur ye dusri?
Sardar: 10,000 di. 2 sal wich 5 bachay dendi ay.
Customer: ye sasti kyun hai jabkay ye 5 bachay
deti hai?
Sardar: O paa ji, character v koi cheez hunda ay...
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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tuje teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.
Girl: muje pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho.
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Boy 2 a Girl: kya me tumhara hath choom sakta hun?
Girl: Zaleel
Kameenay,
Kuttay
Behaya
Sharam nhi aati
Mere honto pe kya zehar laga hua hai?
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